The Police Department Structure
Chief of Police
Leaps
tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives
policy to God
Assistant Chief
Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than
a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if the sea is calm Talks with God
Captain
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Is
faster than a speeding BB Walks on water if an indoor pool Talks with God if special request is approved
Lieutenant
Barely
clears a Quonset hut Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally
addressed by God
Sergeant
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings Is run over by locomotive Can sometimes handle a
gun without inflicting self-injury Dog paddles Talks to animals
Detective
Runs into buildings Recognizes locomotive two out of three times Is not issued ammunition Can stay afloat
with a life preserver Talks to himself
Training Officer
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings Says "Look
at the cho-cho! Wets himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Mumbles to himself
Patrolman
Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the tracks Catches speeding bullets in his
teeth and eats them Freezes water with a single glance HE IS GOD |